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Situations vacant

 
Thursday, 23 May 2013

Situations vacant

Small healthcare organisation seeks chief executive. Generous pension and benefits package.

The ideal candidate will:

  • Exist
  • Have nothing to lose
  • Have no regard for personal safety or popularity
  • Have similar experience gained in a warzone, jungle or boxing gym.

Must be prepared to relocate entire organisation on regular basis.

You will be used to working with the hard-to-reach and disadvantaged including GPs, nurses and Old Etonians; ready to change course every five years; a fluent NHS-speaker preferably also with conversational English; open to new ideas that coincide with your own; a good listener with consummate people skills (desirable not essential); comfortable dealing with the media with your bare hands.

The ideal candidate will be good with figures and ready to give 110% at all times.

You will be a hands-on leader ready to exert grip particularly when your own job is slipping away from you.

Would suit political bruiser with Teflon trousers or anyone prepared to give it a go.

Apply with CV to J Hunt, c/o House of Commons, Westminster before March 2014.

(Careers adviser: Julian Patterson)